Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Congratulations to Joe!!!


Joe had a CT scan and got a clean bill of health. Of course, all his internal organs were gone as well after the wonderful chemo. Just less potential problems in the future Joe! Who needs a liver or spleen? They just take up space.

Anyway, congrats to Joe and Majbritt (and Hannah and Thomas for having such a strong Dad and wonderful Mom!). Here are a few cancer jokes for you. You and Majbritt have certainly handled this crazy ride with grace and humor. Looking forward to a healthy year!



A testicular cancer patient asks his urologist whether the orchiectomy will be painful. The doctor replies "only when you get my bill".

Every start chewing a stick of gum after forgetting to remove the tinfoil? Platinum-based chemotherapy is sort of like that, except that there's no gum in the tinfoil.

I wonder if platinum-based chemotherapy yields a high enough concentration to set off airport metal detectors. If so, it won't help to explain that chemotherapy is a derivative of chemical weapons.

Genie of the Lamp
Jacob was walking home, when suddenly he stumbled on a magic lamp. He rubbed the lamp, and out came a Muslim genie. The genie told Jacob he could make three wishes, but that he would give twice the same thing to his worst enemy.

Jacob immediately thought about his annoying neighbor. Then he asked the genie for a big mountain of gold. Poof--there was a big mountain of gold on his backyard. He looked at the other side of the street, and his neighbor had two big mountains of gold.

Then he asked the genie for the ten most beautiful women the genie could think of. Poof - there were in front of him ten statuesque supermodels. He looked at the other side of the street, and his neighbor had twenty superstars from Hollywood.

Now Jacob had plenty of money and beautiful women.
So he asked the genie: Does it hurt to take out one testicle?

Monday, January 29, 2007

Picture Du Jour...


The text reads:

Air Force Chief Master Sgt. John Gebhart, of the 332nd Expeditionary Medical Group at Balad, Iraq, cradles a young girl as they both sleep in the hospital. The Girl’s entire family was executed by insurgents; the killers shot her in the head as well. The girl received treatment at the U.S. Military hospital in Balad, but cries and moans often. According to nurses at the facility, Gebhardt is the only one who can calm down the girl, so he has spent the last several nights holding her while they both sleep.

Why isn’t this all over the news?????

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Quote Du Jour...


What is new in your view of life?

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Picture Du Jour...

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A great comment I saw along with this picture:

She's not going to be a very good climber with those tiny little hands. And what's up with the green fur???

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