Saturday, May 24, 2008
Raiders of the Lost Ark
GOD: Moses, you will take these 10 Holy Commandments down to the Israelites, so that my laws may be obeyed.
MOSES: Thank you, my Lord.
GOD: You will then seal my Commandments in a sacred ark, where they will be protected.
MOSES: But what if someone should try and open it?
GOD: Then I shall melt their faces.
MOSES: I'm... I'm sorry, my Lord. What was that?
GOD: Scary ghosts shall pop out, and I shall melt their faces. Just melt them right off, my son.
MOSES: I see.
